Bramblestar see Squrrielflight in Jayfeather's Den from his.

Bramblestar: Squrrielflight what are you doing in there i meow?

Squrrielflight: Just Helping him because he is sick you know.

Bramblestar: Well hurry up you need to finish your deputy duties.

Squrrielflight(Dalek): Don't Worry i will finish!

Bramblestar: Umm yess.

Squrrielflight: Oh no looks like he is about to sneeze.

Bramblestar: Sneeze?

Jayfeather: Ahhh chooo.

As soon as he sneezes his Den Followed by the entire camp explodes.

Bramblestar: I MEOW WHAT THE BLUE MEOWY BLAZES STEADY ONNN SQURRIELFLIGHT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Squrrielflight: WHAT!! Nothing to do with me at all something went wrong.

Bramblestar: I think your brain went wrong come back here quickly.

Squrrielflight: At least he Respawns.

the stars reflection glittered briliantly on the lake. "hurry!" firestar said to his cats. they crossed the tree bridge and he ran up the great oak. "cats of all clans, i have a *cough cough cough* sorry I *gag cough* pleh!" A orange hairball flew out of his mouth and hit Onestar on the head, causing him to jump and knock the other leaders above him to fall off. the leaders all lost a life, but were ok. "it is an omen!!" jayfeather said."a fireball will destroy the stars! everyone leave the island!" as soon as the cats got off, a fireball fell from the sky and fell into the lake reflecting the stars. "see, i told you!" said jayfeather.

Ok, I wanna know what is up with Jayfeather and sticks? The cat is obsessed! He first finds Rock’s stick, and gets mad at anyone who tries to touch it. Then breaks it, makes a memorial stick, freaks out when Bramblestar uses it to rescue Briarlight. Then he gets mad at the apprentices who try to get the stick, and when they find the stick, caresses it like a mate. Jayfeather, please don’t copy rock for your memorial. Honestly, RiverClan’ memorial is the best memorial!







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Dina and Sweetie were eating their McDonald's that was left over from their owner's dinner last night. Suddenly, Dina whacked Sweetie on the head.
Sweetie-What was dat for?
Dina-Shhh, I is hearing something.
Hazelstripe-I is Hazelstripe!
Sweetie-Hazel what da?
Dina-Shhh, let da sexy one speak.
Hazelstripe-I have come to take you to RiverClan.
Sweetie-YAY!!! Wait, what's RiverClan?
Hazelstripe-It is my Clan. Well, da sexy Spiderleg thinks uderwise. You is Sweetcloud, and you is... Er... Um...
Dina-Brightnose?
Sweetcloud-Wow!
Hazelstripe-Now, Sweetcloud, come to meet da sexy Thornclaw.
Brightnose-What about me???
Dragon-I wuv you!!!!!!!!!!
Brightnose-Okay. (Sighs) I hate dragons. I'll have to dump him and find a sexy CAT instead.
To be continued...