Once upon a time, in a land called Kynneset, there lived two unicorns. Both were young and beautiful, both loved the land in which they lived. Their lives were full of magic and the land was good to them. They frolicked with the creatures of the land and they were happy. The pink unicorn liked to play in the daytime. She ran and bounded through the day-blooming flowers, feeling the warm sun on her face. She talked with the birds and squirrels and bees. The Day Mother guided and protected her, and there was joy in her heart. The black unicorn liked to play in the night time. She frolicked beside...

I know the users here aren't exactly aware that I am a part of this club, but I'd like to pass a teensy suggestion after doing a bit of observing...

I really hope you will consider me.

Now, keep in mind that I only intend to help you in this predicament.

This 'Kimberley' who is allegedly harassing you......

Every time he/she strikes, everyone here seems to initially respond by striking him/her right back by insulting and/or mocking him/her. Well, you also are apparently reporting Kimberley, which is respectably the right thing to resort to, since he/she IS trying to bother people for no apparent...

Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn with a golden horn quietly cropping the roses in the garden. The man went up to the bedroom where his wife was still asleep and woke her. "There's a unicorn in the garden," he said. "Eating roses." She opened one unfriendly eye and looked at him.

"The unicorn is a mythical beast," she said, and turned her back on him. The man walked slowly downstairs and out into the garden. The unicorn was still there; now he was browsing among the tulips. "Here, unicorn," said the man, and he...

Sara was a unicorn.

She was a very special unicorn, and her tribe considered her one of the greatest creatures in the world, for Sara had wings, and she could fly.

Great big gossamer wings the color of moonlight, could take her soaring into the air above, her white body gleaming in the sun at day, and sparkling in the moon-and star-light at night.

She was a happy and good-natured animal and made friends with everyone, even humans. She liked little children, who always stared at her in wonder and delight. One little girl was her special friend. She lived just outside of the forest that Sara lived...

They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie

As I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and
open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.

But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. Give me someone to talk to.
And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said...