Edward Cullen

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1.    Call him Eddy, all the time
2.    Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of showing him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”
3.    Say “you don’t look that scary”
4.    Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”
5.    Visualize yourself naked
6.    Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help you with your...

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I Love Edward but I think these are kinda funny so I will upload it! 10 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN!

1. Keep singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!

2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!

3. Tell him that he let Bella down by getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!

4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!

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[b] HEY! SORRY I HAVEN’T POSTED ANYTHING IN SO LONG, IT’S BEEN LIKE A YEAR SINCE MY LAST POST. I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY EXCUSES BUT DON’T WORRY I’M BACK NOW! ANYWAY THIS WILL BE THE LAST CHAPTER IN THE MY TRUE LOVE SERIES- I’M SO SAD! ALTHOUGH I LOVE IT VERY MUCH AND HAVE REALLY ENJOYED WRITING IT, I FEEL THAT I HAVE EXHAUSTED NESSIE’S STORY NOW. BUT I WILL BE WRITING ANOTHER, TWILIGHT RELATED SERIES WHETHER IT WILL BE ABOUT NESSIE OR NOT, I DON’T KNOW. ANYWAY THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME FOR SO LONG AND I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A VERY LONG MESSAGE BUT IF ANY OF YOU ARE...

Edward Cullen

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