Haha! No motherhuggers! You'll never catch me alive! *gets in car* Haha! Haha!

What would Percy say if Annabeth worked at McDonalds to get money for school?

Annabeth... Why do i smell grease? wait. YOU WORK AT MCDONALDS? I WILL HAVE A TRIPLE ORDER OF BLUE FRIES AND CHICKEN NUGGETS AND BLUE COKE!



what would Annabeth say if Percy aske dher to marry him and he dropped the ring in the sea?

Aww fluff. She would be like, "Seaweed Brain, you're such a klutz." Then kiss him and be like, "That was a yes by the way."

What would happen if Jason grabbed Nico and flew around camp dangling him by one arm fifty feet above the ground like "trolololololol."

He would wait till night and shadow travel away, but before he would yell " PUT ME DOWN JASON! WHY DIDNT YOU WAIT TILL NIGHT SO THIS WAS FAIR!


What would Frank say if he caught Leo kissing Hazel?

*this could not be answered due to the fact that the reader DOES NOT SHIP IT!*
Buuutt.. he would probably try turning into a lion or something, but accidentally turn into, like, a ferret, and Leo would make fun of him and Frank would get pissed and Hazel would be awkward and now everyone doesn't know what to do with themselves.

What would Chiron do if Nico said he wanted to replace all the beds in Hades cabin (which is like, two) to jars because he misses sleeping in a jar like when the giants captured him?

By the way, where is Fangurl? She's not dead is she? *cue creepy music* "Nico, stop playing your iPod so loud!"

He would be like, Nico. we are not doing that. I dont plan on killing off the Hades Cabin.

What would Percy say if the rest of the seven asked him for swimming lessons?

Frankly, the rest of the Hades cabin will kill you Nico.

What would Percy say if he woke up and couldnt swim?

"holy schist, Poseidon is dead... I'M DROWNING!"

What would Jason say if Piper asked him to take her to a Taylor Swift concert?