Sheldon..?

I shipped Raj and Howard once in a dream. Who am I? XD

Yep.

Leonard?

I doubt the existence of a deity. Who am I?

Amy (i think...)

I can get all of the big missiles when I want to... (or something like that you would understand if you knew though.)

Bernadette XD

No, I was Sheldon, in "The Precious Fragmentation" (3x17), when Sheldon dreams that he got the ring, Raj and Howard are cuddling on the couch XD. I think it was funny that it was in Sheldon's dream.

No matter how much you stroke my hair, I bite. Who am I?

Amy. XD I love that episode!

Howard: Sorry. I just never figured that a guy like me going out with a girl like you would ever have to compete with a guy like that.

Bernadette: Wait a minute, a girl like me? What’s that mean?

Howard: I’m… I…

Bernadette: Are you saying you don’t think I’m hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?

Howard: No! No, I’m saying exactly the opposite.

Bernadette: I’m too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?

Howard: Yeah, let’s go with that.

LMAO

Anyways,

I tried to kiss Penny, but she punched me in the face.

Howard.

I mess up Wikipedia entries while I'm at work. Who am I?

Raj. XD

I'm playing with forces beyond my Ken. Who am I?

You are Penny. "No Shoes, No Shirts, No Sheldon" LMAO.

My tv has a patch of dead pixels.

You are Raj :P

I blame my mother smoking while pregnant with me for my shortness. Who am I?

Looks like nobody plays this anymore... But I'll say it anyway xD

Leonard?

Between theories of how Sheldon might reproduce I'm an advocate of mitoses. Who am I?

HOWARD!!!! XD LOL

but no I was Bernadette XD

I'm better than Amy to make a girl scene. Who I am ?