Harry Potter

answer this question

Harry Potter Question

Who's up for a caption Contest? [Round 4]

so same rules.
winner gets 3 props.
if tie will be decided by yours truly.
voting is by number of positive comments.
also this is the second last round, it was supposed to be seven rounds but i'm gonna be flying off soon so... soo sorry guys!
have fun!
Who's up for a caption Contest? [Round 4]
*
oops typo, ROUND 5. sorry. and also dateline: 30th May 2011.
alisonfaith297 posted over a year ago
*
run away in terror
wateret14 posted over a year ago
 alisonfaith297 posted over a year ago
next question »

Harry Potter  best answer

nene72 said:
Voldemort: Yes, Severus?...
Severus: It's the chairs my lord, they're too uncomfortable...I hear... Ikea has a sale on right now...
Yaxley (to himself): Oh, please, please, please, say yes
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
*
ahahaha! that was funny :)
lilith84 posted over a year ago
*
LOL, was just imagining voldemort and deatheater shopping for chairs @ Ikea XDDD - trying out chairs
dancingninja posted over a year ago
Hiding 5 comments... click to show.
*
hahah *voted best answer* (:
babe1492 posted over a year ago
next question »

Answers

foopetsrule said:
Voldemort: Snape, I hear you have some news for us.

Snape: Yes my lord, Cedric Diggory is not dead.

Voldemort (Frowns): But... But... But

Snape: He suffers a fate worse than death my Lord.

Yaxley: What might that be.

Snape: He's forced to live with Bella Swan.

Whole table: *gasps*

Bellatrix: *vomits*

Voldemort: *snickers*
select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
*
Oh the Horror! Forced to live with Bella Swan - truly a fate worse than death!
polandforever posted over a year ago
*
haha YOU SHOULD Win
Harmony_234 posted over a year ago
*
Thank you!
foopetsrule posted over a year ago
lucius_malloy said:
Voldy: Severus, what is this proposition you have for me?
Severus: My Lord, I think we should sparkle.
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
*
LOL love it.
D_J267 posted over a year ago
*
good one :D
delamico posted over a year ago
*
hahaha!!
HPotterfanatic posted over a year ago
lilith84 said:
Snape: But...but... My Lord, that last piece of cake was mine :(
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
*
lol
harindirulz posted over a year ago
*
Lol, love it! xD
nene72 posted over a year ago
delamico said:
From left to right:
- What's the news, Severus?
- What are you saying? *thinks*
- My lord... we have run out of snake food. *full of regret*
- WATTAFAK? *thinks*
- God, save us. I don't want to be dinner. Not tonight. *mutters to himself*
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
JennyShepard said:
Voldemort:Anybody got a good Slogan?
Snape: Come to the Dark Side. We've got Cookies!
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
JLSastonsophie said:
i have absolutley no idea what the question is??!! teehee there isnt a question anyway
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
HPotterfanatic said:
Why no nose Voldie?
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
Vixie79 said:
*Voldie and Snape in staring contest*

Snape: Don't blink...don't blink. My eyes are so dry...
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
mileysmartcyrus said:
vouldemort's heart thinking: i want to control all the things and want that all will bcum my servant bcus they deserve it, i want to bcum the king of the whole world and want to finish nice/good persons like harry
snape:let the time come when vouldemort will die then i will be the king!!!!!!!
like this all r thinking and thats the difference b/w good spirit and evil spirit
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
HouseInDaHouse said:
Snape: What do you mean, 'We're having a drink contest with no booze'?
select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
*
hahahaha... so disappointing ;) poos Snape :P
lilith84 posted over a year ago
zanhar1 said:
Snape: I think something is wrong with Bellatrix
Voldy: why
Snape: she's not sitting right next to you, getting all close and what not
Bellatrix: *spazzes out due to lack of Voldemort*
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
flabaloobalah said:
*snape looks around nervously*
voldy: yes, severus? whatevr is the matter?
snape: my lord, im afraid…im afraid that IceT & Coco has been cancelled
yaxley: thats not possible! whats gonna happen? oh no…*holds head in hands, sighs*
 select as best answer
posted over a year ago 
next question »
Cookies help us bring you Fanpop. By using Fanpop, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More Got It!