I've just had a really depressing thought...

Long brown hair and dark eyes... Gemonk face it you're not Bella you're Hermione!

You aren't Bella you're Hermione, so feel better.

If you jump off a cliff I will have to slap you.

Oh dear, this sounds serious. There's nothing worse than having people tell you they remind you of Bella (I've been there)
My advice? Cut and dye your hair, wear coloured contacts, stop reading good books, dump your boyfriend (if you have one) at once, and don't ever try to commit suicide. You'll fool everyone!!

say you prefer people saying you look like Drusilla

she was the first character that came into my head who has dark hair and eyes :D

about being clumsy next time you fall over say you didn't trip, the floor looked like it needed a hug :)

don't read Wuthering Heights, i think that was the book Bella liked reading :S

don't whine as much ;)

when your feeling depressed look at pictures of Spike you will soon stop being depressed :)

DON'T YOU DARE JUMP OFF A CLIFF GEMONK DON'T YOU DARE!

oh noes D:

find solace in this: Potato doesn't think you're Bella. and neither does Spike.

don't be sad... bella is not a horrible character.. actually i kind of like her sometimes (when she's not drooling and thinking about having sex with her perfect fiancé wich is most of the time)She's funny and sarcastis.. i like sarcastic people.. an is not a bad thing to be intelligent and read good books, you just be carefull not to fall inlove with a vampire and you will be ok ;)

Well don't jump off a cliff, you might hear Edward's voice!

You really shouldn't put yourself down like that! I'm sure that despite your pysical appearance, your personality is nothing like that half-wits!

Trust me GD, you're not Bella. After reading your posts on this spot, I don't receive the same urge I received while reading about Bella's thoughts (which was to dive into the book and push her into oncoming traffic) See, you seem to have a personality, which right there sets you apart from, our dear Ms. Sue. Lets go through the rest:

"I have brown (really dark) hair and eyes."

Yeah okay, but so does Hermione, as someone else said, and so do many other people.

"I'm clumsy"

Being clumsy is one thing. Being so ridiculously over the top clumsy, that it comes across more as some type of mental handicap is quite another.

"I read good books"

So? lots of people read good books

"I'm supposedly smart"

No, see Bella is not smart. We are told she's smart, but she's really not. At all.

"I'm whiny"

Let me ask you this, If your abusive boyfriend left you, would you sit in your room for months (and months and months, and friggin months)whining about it, and completely lose your will to live? If you answered no, congratulations, you are not Bella. If you answered yes, than I'm sorry to say you are, and there's probably something wring with you.

"I often have depressing thoughts"

Yes but this IS quite a depressing thought, you think you might be Bella. Well, Bella is just depressing in general, so....

Here's a few tips

- Never sleep with a pale dead guy

- Never jump off cliffs. Siriusly, that’s just messed up

- Continue having a personality

- Have a point to your existence besides your "OMG SUPER HAWT" boyfriend

Don't worry GD, as Malloy said, Spike and potato know you're not Bella.

And now, because he's your favorite, please enjoy this Spike video

Don't worry, you are NOTHING like Bella, trust me on this. You're not dating a sparkly vampire, you're not annoying, you LOVE Harry Potter, and would Bella ever think of Potato? No she would not.
Plus, haven't you been saying that Bella isn't smart? She isn't, you are. And even if you have depressing thoughts, I highly doubt that they involve your boyfriend being perfect when you're not. (They better not be, or I'll slap you. :) )

And if you ever want to jump off a cliff, think of Potato. Potato will show you the way.

The sad truth is, Gemonk, you ARE Bella. I should know. I am you, and I am Bella. So you are Bella.

Oh, dear. This is a very serious case. But don't worry; I'm sure you're just being silly.

First off, DON'T jump off a cliff; otherwise, you might hear an ugly, stalkering fairy's voice, and that'll just worsen things!

So what if you have dark hair and eyes? So do a lot of other people in the world. Aside from hair and eyes, you might not be similiar, appearance-wise, to Bella.

If you are clutsy, you can't be as bad as Bella. No one can.

Only one times do I recall Bella even reading a book-and that was Wuthering Heights. I've never read it, though, but if Bella ever did read a good book, she'd read Harry Potter! :D

Bella's about as smart as a squirrel, although I am offending millions of squirrels now. People can be whiny, but to be "Bella" whiny, you'd have to have a tantrum at least three a day.

Finally, everyone can go through a stage where they have depressing thoughts. To have "Bella" depressing thoughts, an example might be that you'd worry that you'd out-age your creepy, vampire boyfriend.

At one time, I, too, thought I was like Bella. Yet thinking it over, I realized that Bella is a kind of character that no one can portray. EVER! ;)