♪ I'm Sailing Awayyy ... ♫
October 1st, 1917 - Day 1.
It is Dark.
Dark and Silent.
Well, besides teh occasional cough, sneeze, burp, fart, queef, and sigh of teh other asshole passengers, nothing's happened ... YET!
ugh, weak .
... everyone around meh smells like piss, sweat, and shit. Especially Keenneh.
Poor Boy e_e
Stupid Mothertucker's chained to mah OTHER wrist.
I think 'Hippie,' 'Black boy,' 'ADD kid,' 'Mothertucker's "French" friend,' 'that foreign kid that sits in teh back of class,' and teh 2 crips are around he'ah, somewhe'ah, also …
I HAD tuuu get stuck on a boat with teh people I hate, of COURSE, didn't I?
Yew win again, karma! z.z
Goddamn, it's freezing, he'ah!
South Park is NOTHING compared to this vessel! .
My watch broke about 2, no – 3 hours ago, suuu the'ah's nuuu telling HOW long we've been on this fag ship!
Speaking of faggots, I dun think anyone saw Butters get taken away, and put on a boat!
I nev'ah in mah life thought I'd say this but, lucky him!
The rhythmic rocking of the ship just stopped – I think we're he'ah, but … whe'ah IS "he'ah?"
October 1st, 1917 - Day 1.
It is Dark.
Dark and Silent.
Well, besides teh occasional cough, sneeze, burp, fart, queef, and sigh of teh other asshole passengers, nothing's happened ... YET!
ugh, weak .
... everyone around meh smells like piss, sweat, and shit. Especially Keenneh.
Poor Boy e_e
Stupid Mothertucker's chained to mah OTHER wrist.
I think 'Hippie,' 'Black boy,' 'ADD kid,' 'Mothertucker's "French" friend,' 'that foreign kid that sits in teh back of class,' and teh 2 crips are around he'ah, somewhe'ah, also …
I HAD tuuu get stuck on a boat with teh people I hate, of COURSE, didn't I?
Yew win again, karma! z.z
Goddamn, it's freezing, he'ah!
South Park is NOTHING compared to this vessel! .
My watch broke about 2, no – 3 hours ago, suuu the'ah's nuuu telling HOW long we've been on this fag ship!
Speaking of faggots, I dun think anyone saw Butters get taken away, and put on a boat!
I nev'ah in mah life thought I'd say this but, lucky him!
The rhythmic rocking of the ship just stopped – I think we're he'ah, but … whe'ah IS "he'ah?"
Name: Emily
Current Age: 12.5
Rank: Corporal
Birthday: April 28th, 1999 at 18:16 hours
Bio:
When visiting from Antarctica, Johnson and his pregnant wife, Manfredi visit the penguins. When Manfredi unexpectedly goes into labour, it's up to Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private to bring another Penguin into the world.
*after birth*
Manfredi names the chick 'Emily', after her grandmother 'Emilia'. She tells Skipper that her and Johnson have to go back to Antarctica for a secret mission, and Emily can't go with 'em. So, the penguins are stuck with the baby penguin, until they return, 16.5 years later ... Along the way, Em learns some KICK-ASS Penguin moves from her "mentors" and meets some kewl zoo friends.
Other Facts:
- Em's "Secret weapon" is her penguin song, which is actually a mating call ... sounds like: link