Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene Funny Twilight Movie Lines

XOXOedwardXOXO posted on Dec 19, 2008 at 06:20AM
these are a few of my favorites

Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. 1.77245...
Isabella Swan: I don't need the square root of pi.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?

Billy Black: [to Bella] We came for your flat-screen. And because Jacob wouldn't stop talking about seeing you again.
Jacob Black: Thanks, Dad. Nice.
Billy Black: I'm just keepin' it real, son.

Jessica: the little dark-haired girl is Alice, she's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

Rosalie Hale: [after Emmett catches the baseball by climbing a tree] My monkey man!

Mike Newton: What's sup, Arizona? How you likin' the rain, girl?

Isabella Swan: Everyone's staring.
Edward Cullen: No, not that guy. Oh wait, he looked.

Alice Cullen: Hi Bella!
[Walks up to Bella and hugs her]
Alice Cullen: Oh, you do smell good.
Edward Cullen: Alice, what are you-?
Alice Cullen: It's okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.

Alice Cullen: It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.

Isabella Swan: Wait-you say you heard what they were thinking?... So what, you-you read minds.
Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours... Just money, sex, money, sex... cat. And then you, nothing. It's very frustrating.
Isabella Swan: Is there something wrong with me?
Edward Cullen: See, I tell you I can read minds, and you think there's something wrong with you.

Eric Yorkie: Hey, Mikey - you met mu home girl, Bella
Mike Newton: Oh, you-yo-your home girl?
Tyler Crowley: My girl
[kissed Bella's cheek, and pulls mike's chair out from under him]
Mike Newton: [chases Tyler through Cafeteria]
Jessica Stanley: Oh my god, it's like, the first grade all over again, you're the shiny new toy...

Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name's Isabella.
Rosalie Hale: Get a whiff of that.
Esme Cullen: Here comes the human.

add some more

last edited on Dec 19, 2008 at 06:21AM

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over a year ago tooch said…
Angela: Monty Carlo? That's our prom theme?
Eric: Yeah. Tuxedos, gambiling and bond. James Bond.

[videotaping Bella]
James: I borrowed this from your house. Hope you don't mind.

Bella: You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.

Victoria: I'm the one with the wicked curve ball.
Jasper: Oh, well, I think we can handle that.

Jessica: Hey, you're from Arizona, right?
Bella: Yeah.
Jessica: Aren't people from Arizona, supposed to be like, really tan.
Bella: Yeah. I guess that's why they kicked me out.

Billy: I'm down with the kids.
Charlie: Oh yeah, dude, you're the bomb.


over a year ago Addicted2TV said…
Actually its:

Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name's Isabella.
Carlisle: I'm sure she'll like it all the same.
Emmett: Get a whiff of that.
Rosalie: Here comes the human.

over a year ago calico123 said…
first its
jessica : Monty Carlo? That's our prom theme?
Eric: Yeah. Tuxedos, gambiling and bond. James Bond.
over a year ago calico123 said…
SECOND Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name's Isabella.
Carlisle: I'm sure she'll like it all the same.
ROSALIE HALE : (SIGHS) MMM GET A WHIFF OF THAT .
ROSALIE HALE :(SINGSONG) HERE COMES THE HUMAN.
over a year ago calico123 said…
smirk
WHO IS HE ! THAT IS EDWARD CULLEN TOTALLY GORGEOUS RIGHT TOO BAD NOBODY HERE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM link
over a year ago cateyxtwilight said…
smile
Can I do eclipse ones? xxx
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