If the door bell ringed, you opened the door and you saw Alan Rickman at the door step...

We seriously need to add the NC-17 warning to this spot :P I hope he'd catch me right out of the shower...and I'd make sure my robe wasn't tied properly ;) And the rest... well, let's say it would involve lots of sweat and moans :P

I prolly wouldn't recognize him right away..lol then prolly I would be mortified, because i would prolly be in my boxers and with no bra. Just being honest. LMAO

*sighs* i'd faint, fall to the floor and probably never wake up. Just until i smell SOMEONE eating MY chocolate. the Wedel one with raisins.

Okay, while the FIRST thing that came to mind was along the same lines as the previously posted answers *swoooon!*, my OFFICIAL answer would be: I would smile like a dork, shuffle my feet around a bit, look into his eyes, blush (because I would be SURE he could read my naughty thoughts!!) and then invite him in to find out to what honour I owe his visit :) After that, yeah, well...you can fill in the blanks 'cause I'd be on him like white on, um, whitER rice *LOL* :D

I've thought about this a lot... only it didn't involve him knocking on my door. I was knocking on his, or he was walking into my bedroom. I would automatically assume that he was there because he'd been thinking about me for so long. and wanted to meet physically. (I am convinced that he knows how much I love him, and we are just waiting for fate to let us meet, lol) Then i would just invite him inside, and we'd take a little nap, just like cuddiling. THEN dinner, and we'd take it from there...

If the doorbell 'rang.' :) I'm an English major, don't hold it against me.

First off...I'd be pinching myself and wondering if I had been involved in a car crash, and then had slipped into a coma and I didn't remember it. But then I would probably shrug and think, 'Oh well, I've got Alan for sexual fantasies during my coma, why would I complain?' I would graciously invite him inside, fix him something to eat or drink or whatever and say that he can watch TV, and then I would be right back out.

After that, I would be sure that everything was in place: I would be shaven in all the right places ( ;) ), had deodorant on, teeth were brushed, my breath and myself smelled nice, etc. etc. Do up my hair and makeup, dig around for a sexy outfit...then slink back in seductively and have my way with him. ;)

And if it was all actually real, who cares? So I have a restraining order, big deal.

I'd be like "why are you here in the middle of the sticks?" I live on a golf course in the Great Northwest with my parents and 5 year old little girl, so he'd end up meeting them first. Yeah...getting 'friendly' with him would be next to impossible with my folks around... =( If I lived alone...invite him in... give him coffee (or tea) and something I baked. Exchange phone numbers/email addresses. And then let things happen from there.

I agree that think we need NC- 17 xD
but I would do...
*look him and suddenly glomps him* x3

Ask:

"How the bloody hell did you make a door bell ringing noise if we don't have a door bell?!"

What I would do???? By hell, who knows?!?!?!
I guess I would starring at him for minutes, my glance would tell him:"Erm...what...to...hell...??? Got I sick or crazy???"
Then when I'm going on with my nuts gazing, he would smile and open his mouth... However he want to say something I would tell him: "Erm,... Could you please wait a second. I've got a pot with milk in it on my cooker and I think it's overboiling now... so please wait here, I'm back in a minute!"
Then I'll turn myself, closing the door behind my back, starring over and over... but then... Haha, I'll jump to the air, would laugh crazy and scream a little bit... like Sarah in Love...Actually ;)
Then I'll open the door standing there seductive and would let him into my house. He'll smile like an angel. At that moment the door is closed I'll provide to him he could sit on the couch and I'll bring him tea EARL GREY :D
We'll talking a lot about everything... Up till that moment I'll ask him... why he is HERE?!?!?! And he'll answer: "I read your book and I want you to become my co-star while screening that book... So please say YES"
I'll gaze again like WHAT???????? but I say: "Yes, yes... erm, yes... why not?!" and then he comes nearer and nearer to start a softly but passionating kiss... and then...
my alarmer rings loudly and I wake up... >.<

My heart would beat so hard you could really hear it!!! And I would be mute for a second. And then quietly say "hello. Do you want to come in?" And we have tea and a nice chat and I get his phone number and address!!

ask him if he was hungrey becouse i have something good to eat!

If i could just stop fixing his face and be talking normaly, i would invite him in or ask him if i could touch his hair :)(they look so soft)